My brother always has his friends over, including his friend Seth. Now I’ve taken a liking to Seth a lot. He’s 1 year, 7 months, and 4 days younger than me, and he’s kind of shy around me sometimes. I’ve been using every excuse to touch him and I dress provocative around him but… Just conversation. Really deep convos, though. He’s like the sweetest and funniest guy ever. Always has the right thing to say. Still he won’t ask me out.
However recently… I’ve been acting really depressed and have been bursting into tears. I’m just faking it to make him feel sorry for me (he doesn’t know that) and he’ll automatically hug me or hold me so there’s got to be some spark there. So my plan
1. My bro & all his friends (including Seth) sleep shirtless
2. I make the fire alarm go off
3. We all rush outside
4. I act all upset and start rubbing up on Shirtless Seth innocently 
5. I just happen to be wearing 1 of my bro’s wifebeaters & NO bra
6. Seth likes the feeling and asks me out
Keep in mind I can’t just ask him out because Seth is a WHITE BOY and even though my parents have no problem with him in the house if I’d ask him out they would FREAK.
But if he asked me out I could keep it on the D-L and if mom & dad found out I’d just say that he asked me out and I was only doing it to be nice because I felt sorry for him or something.
Anyway, my only problem is how do I make the fire alarm go off all discreet?
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