Ok, zombies will, eventually, become a real threat, and when that day comes we will all need to have an escape route. My plan is to arm myself in a light fashion in order to take the fastest and most secure route to a harbor, where I will find a boat. From there I will navigate my way to a remote island with enough wood and space for me too live for a while. I will also, of course, circle the island a couple of times and keep it under surveillance for a couple of days before "landing" there, in order to make sure it isn’t already inhabited by zombies. I will then make myself a home there, eating fish and whatever vegetables and plants that I find on the island. I will get water from rain and seawater that has been boiled and "cleaned" from salt.

After a year or so I figure that the zombies will have died from starvation, so then I will leave my haven on the island and return to the mainland. Before actually landing I will survey the shore in order too make sure that it doesn’t have any zombie infestation, and thus I will have survived the event. If the place still is infested I will just return to my island and come back later to check again.

Logically the zombies wouldn’t be able to swim or drive a boat. Perhaps they would be able to reach my island by walking on the seafloor, but I find this very unlikely as their lunges and stomach would fill up with water and eventually burst. Besides, why would they even try to get there, as they probably wouldn’t know that I was there?

It is my firm belief that an island really is the place to be during a sudden zombie infestation, because that is the one place they might not be able to reach. All other places is within their ability to get to, so if any place is safe then that would the island.

Besides the risk of starvation or death by thirst, and in some cases the risk of freezing to death, I really do not see any flaws in this plan once I reach the sea and find the secure island. But have I missed anything? And do you have a better suggestion?

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Since the Jonas brothers have become so popular, (especially Nick Jonas) I have noticed alot of kids wearing diabetic alert tags as a fashion thing, other than for actual medical purposes. This brought to mind the idea of having to get a prescription for the tags. What do you guys think about this? Don’t get me wrong, I like the Jonas Brothers, but as a diabetic, my tags let people know what to do in case of an emergency. If everyone wears them all the time, won’t that make them a little meaningless, especially if you don’t know whether or not they’re actually wearing them for a legitimate medical purpose? Thanks for your inputs!!
This was made in regards to a 14 year-old I tutor sometimes. She was wearing a diabetic alert dogtag, and when I asked her about it, her words were, "Oh! I’m not diabetic, It’s just like Nick Jonas’ tag! You know, the one Miley wears? Everyone wears them now!" I was a little stunned, to say the least….
I already know you don’t need a prescription, I wear one as a diabetic. I was just wondering whether or not it should happen and what other people think of the idea

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